This is Average Dan.
He's a Great Dane, but unlike that name,
He's actually rather plain.
** EDIT: The above were simply three lines that spontaneously came to me when I was uploading. But since then, I've been inspired to take these animals and craft little poems for them based on what they tell me. Here's my second stab at this one for "Average Dan"
Dan was a Dane but thought himself plain
Not like the others who shared the same name
Stuck in a rut and feeling quite low
A good boy he was if only he'd know.